My 5 Year Old Website

Prince Aliiiiiiiiiii Mighty Is He Ali Ababwaaaaaaaa... if you had less than a mediocre childhood you might not recognize that... for all of you who had a full and complete childhood you have seen the movie Aladdin. I LOVED this movie as a kid and was OBSESSED with it... even now on my ipod you can find the songs "Never Had A Friend Like Me," "Prince Ali," and "Arabbian Nights." This may be sad but hey its a piece of my childhood i still have... I had the video game for the SNES i had one of those crappy handheld games that is soely that game where its black likes and mobility graphics, and to an extent the point and fun of it is very limited. The movie as a christmas present was the equivilent to a skeleton key given to a cleptomaniac. Yes in those days i had a stutter and could barely talk but i probably knew that movie fluent from start to end. Good ol' days man... good ol' days... i still love this movie because it has a lot of adult humor i pick up on now and its still a good movie both due to my childhood obsession and just the fact its a great movie... my bad but the video posted twice and the code disappeared but the videos stayed... no clue what is up with that

What Scares Me?

Elliot stole my title... damn him... anyways... i dont have too much im scared of all the time... i have a few weird phobias, for instance certain fuzzy fabrics... not the kid of phobia you see on maury where they run away crying but i get goosebumps and shivers every time i touch a peach or that fabric swim suits are made out of alot... especially peaches... just thinking about what they feel like give me shivers... also i cant touch flour or else i get shivers... idk its wierd powder on my hand or even seeing someones hands powdered makes me shiver... not so much getting it on your hands but then rubbing them together and it smoothly just goes over idk it makes me shiver... other than that im sure i would be scared if aliens came down but as of right now nothing really puts fear in me... just a fuzzy minor phobia... weird.... ik....


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Who I Would Like To Meet

Well first of all I have only a select few people I can call true heros. That list would be: Roger Waters (lead man of Pink Floyd), George Carlin (comedian), Ron Paul (politician), and Roberto Clemente (baseball player for the Pirates)... all for different reasons other than the fact that I love what they did. The one that would be most interesting in my mind to meet would be George Carlin. He was a pioneer in dirty comedy and was even arrested for performing his famous seven dirty words routine. Dead now but i appreciate all his analytical approach to life in which he mocked completely. He was the voice of sanity (as Mr. Friend once put it which i have always said and agreed with). Basically he knew what was goin down in this world more than lotta people did. Sh!# P!$$ F*%$ C*&% Co!#su#%$# MotherF&%$#@ T%!$ (fart turd and twat futher added) will forever be the legendary words you cant say on television. I like him for more reasons than i can fit on this blog without repetition so those of you of age please view the video... i am not responsable for those who are offended by the content consider this a waver.... i can now not get in trouble if you view further... kind of long but worth it... take a look when you have time... its like 22 minutes all together with both part 1 and 2 of the bit

part 1

The Perfect Date!

Well i was catching up on blogs so going from my blood boiled angry Bill O'Reilly one to this is a little weird but here it goes. Heres my perfect date, I get to pick the girl up in my car, not before I see her parents and akwardly talk to them knowing they despise me for dating their daughter. Then we drive to dinner without much to talk about thats romantic, so it's an akward car ride. Then I would get to the restruant and we could order our food and talk in the meantime. Then the food comes and I realize i have ordered some pasta which is hard to eat eloquantly and I make a fool out of myself. We then get the check and my heart sinks to my feet as I see the bill. After a second mortgage on my house, I leave the restruant with her and take her to a movie. Since impression is key we go and see the movie that she wants to see... Brad Pitt featured in "A Zillion Kisses Smoochy Smooch Lovey Forever".... after one of the main characters die and the tissues are gone we leave the theater. You drop her off at home and you get out of the warm toasty car and walk her to her door. Standing out there freezing your nads off you talk very shortly. Then you get a kiss goodnight (Because all guys want to do is just get into the girls..... lips). You drive home. Very thirsty you look at your wallet so you can stop and buy a drink. Realizing dinner at a fancy restruant and some popcorn and two tickets to a movie have cost you all your money and your right nut, you drive home... no drink for you tonight until you replenish your money in a few weeks or so but hey, at least you got a kiss. That, my friends, is a perfect date.

Bill O'Reilly Home of Faux News

Bill O'Reilly, in my mind, is the absolute most annoying "celebrity" in this country. Obsessed with bashing haters, this man rambles on as if he knows what he is talking about. Little does he know, his views are complete tunnel vision with the inability to even consider an alternative to the ideas burned in his brain. Paris Hilton may be annoying, but Bill O'Reilly gets my blood boiling every time. I am by no means a left wing thinker and, if anything, favor the republican party (seeing as how I supported republican Ron Paul this election). The fact that he has a following is atrocious. Keith Olbermann becomes a breath of fresh air as, he too, is a Bill-o hater. First of all TALKING LOUD DOES NOT MAKE YOU SEEM SMARTER!!! IF I START TYPING WITH ALL CAPS DO I SOUND LIKE I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT????? WELL DO I!?!?!?! His treatment of guests is horrible and his right winged views are just very close minded. How does this guy have his own show!? Many times he has been proven wrong and each time he has refused to admit that he failed at debating his point to meet or exceed the other idea. He is a disgrace and if he read this he would, in his close minded "im the best" attitude, think that I didn't know what I was talking about because, obviously, whoever doesn't agree just is ignorant of everything relevant to the issue at hand. Well I don't like him for many reasons but it's only a blog, so unless i develop a following demanding more bashing from me, I will stop there... in the meantime check out this video of knowledge vs. tunnel visioned politics with ignorant backups (obviously you don't hafta agree, its just what I STRONGLY think)

Schools Out Weathers Warm What Should I Do?

Expect this to be my shortest blog yet (yes there is such a thing). Due to the more direct approach of this one, I am just going to say I dont know yet. I dont know what I'm going to do nor do i plan on trying to know because the beauty of summer plans is the spontaneous-ness of it. I plan on not knowing until that day what i am doing and if i plan ahead and something doesnt work out then it sucks balls... maybe probably play baseball and hopefully probably have a job... thats about it... thanks for listening to my blag... well reading... abbie abbie abbie thats all folks (idk how you spell that)

OBAMAAAAA YEAHHHHHH CHAAAAANGE!!!

The title is in reference to randy marsh from south park... but yeah my opinion on obama is non other than indifferent... well maybe not indifferent but, well im not educated enough to know the word.... basically i like him and dont like him in ways that cancel out and he becomes... well... whatever i guess. My PROS: Very intelligent, very eloquent (no more presidential quotes from letterman :[ ) , he seems less serious and more of a reasoned approach to things (the guy smoked pot and did cocaine for heavens sakes the guys not too serious to run and yes there is easily too much seriousness... i mean its stupid that spitzer boinks one call girl and hes gone but whatever), he is willing to try new things (FDR did too... i forget did it work was he a good president?) and overall he does give a shit which is always good for someone whos leading the country... now for My CONS: he is not nearly as defense crazy as mccain which could be a bad thing if foreign powers start growing and pushin and shovin us ( i just hope no one takes advantage of the fact he is less willing to use military force), and biggest reason i think obamas not good is because he is good dont get me wrong, but people treat him like hes the new messiah... dont think so? well how did you know about obama? did you see him in debate? most people say no... there are many people who like him for the right reasons but there are FAR too many who do it simply because hes black and treat him like god when they cant name a single policy before he was elected. overall i like the guy... think he is fitting and should do well... i just hope that no one will push him too far and i wish people didnt overrate him for no reason other than because BET said so... (if you care RON PAUL was americas answer... obama being a close second but RON PAUL was my pick)

Wild Card

I'm a little behind on these but for my wild card i decided something really cool but very random was in store... octopi came to mind. Octopi, or octopuses for the lay person, are a fascinating creature. For an essay i talked about octopi in 6th grade. If the apocalypse does in fact occur, i believe it will be when octopi can walk and live out of water because octopi have a combination of super powers basically. First of all they are very very smart to the point of they can find out how to open jars... think of it if someone gave you a transparent box, not many animals are smart enough to figure out how to open it let alone with tentacles that aren't the most rigid of appendages. also they can morph into anything by using both blending with color and texture.


there is a video to show how cool it is... third of all it can squeeze into holes the size of a quarter... now thats flexibility... and fourth they can swim very fast with a ink jet coming out of them for an efficient getaway... its basically a built in smoke screen for use whenever... they are very cool creatures

My favorite book is... uhhhh.... ummmmmm....

Well as an avid reader i say my favorite is.... ahhh who am i kidding i rarely read. As much as I like stories, i prefer the two hour visual route (my euphemism for movies). If I can go with story instead of book this would be much easier. Well not so much because there are too many now.... Meeting the book and story idea half way I would say The Shawshank Redemption (<- thats supposed to be underlined but i dont see a way to underline it) is my favorite story. Never read the Stephen King novel, but the Frank Darabont adapted movie with Tim Robbins and, god himself, Morgan Freeman, was just spectacular if i do say so myself. The use of sympathy and liking towards criminals and favoring them over guards is used perfectly along with psychological profile of every individual explained in a way that requires thought but doesnt hide it. The underlying genius of the main character Andy and the suprise twist filled ending that is pretty much like someone going "look at this hand look at it look at it" and *POW* hits you with the other hand. See it and you might agree with me... as for the books... ehhhh... i read holes and harry potter as a kid... thats about it

Crystal Ball

crystal... baaaaaaaaall wont you tell me please i need to knowwwwwww... sorry song by the band styx... i tend to draw links to music alot. Anyways, my future could be completely reciprocal from what i plan for all I know, but my plan is to attend Binghamton University (i know its local but hey its got everything i need and good value... with the economy the way it is i might as well ychologygo to a good value school) and for four years major in psychology with a possible backup minor in something such as history (i dont intend on becoming a mr friend and know everything in history but its an idea for the time being). But then why bother become a psycologist? I mean you deal with patients, and then send them to a psychiatrist for final analysis (sometimes) and to perscribe drugs (all the time). Why bother work in the medical field and not perscribe drugs? Thats the fun part! not to mention the $80,000 ish pay boosted to a $120,000 pay... im gunna be rich and have a pet monkey to do chores for me and you wont so HA! What else? i plan on getting married to Hugh Hefners twin wives after he dies so thats all taken care of. The number of kids i have will probably depend on my luck in contraception durability. OK crude joke im sorry... whether it will all happen or not? i dont know for all i know i could en up a meth addict and from the meth i lose enough weight but am uncharacteristically active and develop washboard abs and become a male stripper.

World Crisis?

With the world problems, the apocalyptic 12/21/2012 does not see too far out of reach. For my personal opinion (and i will try to keep things short for the lay person *cough cough Britton :D* ) I believe the world is over anxious to believe such ideas. For instance reports constantly come out reporting that the economy's state is bad but still overrated. Things are far from the horrors of the show "24" in destructive terms. Looking at past decades such as the 70s point to the fact that gas rises stocks fall unemployment goes up but everything will get better. Everything has a natural cycle. Originally I made a comparison in this blog to the way the cycle is but due to second reviews i decided to censor it for your ears... not to mention everyone would think of it to be gross and/or risque. We are off our equilibrium now and people are panicing but it will eventually return to normalcy... as for the economy if you want a solution watch RON PAUL hes got your answers!!!!!! (shouldve voted for him america)

Technology's Role

Technology tends to be an overlooked area in our world today. Many people (myself being a guilty culprit) tend to get lost in the vast technology from time to time. Shown in many forms, whether it be cursing assorted words you heard only your father ever say aimed at your frozen computer (first thing in my mind is "oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge" and if I need to say what that quote is from then please leave America you do not belong) or just simply ignoring the the specifics of technology that greatly effect the product people use every day, such as the difference between LCD and Plasma tv's. Technology is always expanding to the point where new innovative technology takes on a "wooptie-doo" perspective. For example, Apple Ipods started out as "wow cool i need one!" Then it became tiresome. It was then shrunken into the Ipod Mini. As Borat once put it "everyone knows they are for girls," but still everyone was wowed by this. Then the nano came out and everyone thought very cool. After the nano has been increased in storage and smaller and more durable, people brush it off with a "who cares... give me more!" attitude. Computers also tend to fall victim to people who overlook technology. Pounding on keyboards, yelling at the computer, and trying every other trick in the book cannot save a computer from occationally becoming an "inconvinience." As newer technology is rapidly produced and distributed, we become more expecting of it. I assume we won't become fully fixed on some technology until we can have atom transporters like in the movies, and even that will become an inconvenience ("Damn atom transporter 5000, i dont have minutes to waste here lets move it!"). As I get to the end of this rant I don't even recall if that was an answer to fit the needs of the question... basically I'm just saying that technology plays a larger role in our lives more so than we tend to see for ourselves. Here, I will summarize all of my belief in one simple statement... Take it away and you don't know what you've got till its gone (dont know what it is i did so wrong wrong wrong... i dont know the rest of these lyrics... you know that song by that band cinderella? nevermind) and think of it this way... if we didn't have technology, you would be off rolling a big wooden ring around with a stick instead... wait... that was acctually fun in 3rd grade... nevermind technology sucks


Just kidding its cool I like technology...

What Makes Me Happy?

In order to answer this I must start off with my definition of "happy." This might sound like a cliche introduction to an essay written by an enlightened philosopher, but some might view happiness differently. Some might think of happiness in the same way as they view gratification. I see it as anything that can distract me from the stresses of the regular world and allow me to see positive. Whether it be through a comedian mocking everyday things in life, a funny story, playing with a lovable dog, drinking a cold thick milkshake, or watching your favorite professional sports team play. All of these have the potential to draw me in, and give me the ability to abandon the building thoughts of stress in which every day life adds more and more of each day. Being happy doesn't require me to laugh or to enjoy myself to the fullest, just take a break and ignore the negative. These times of being happy then allow me to return to the stresses of the real world with a clearer mind and a more apt attitude.